Some girl out there is feeling like a dumb ass, but...
Here's the scene:
I'm sitting in directing class and watching some kid doing his serious monologue. He's definitely getting too emotionally involved and my phone vibrates.
*BZZ.... *BZZ....
Reach. Slap. Pull. Slide. New Text Message
[Read Now] *click
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From: 310-892-xxxx
Ok yeah u have those problems
but what bout respecting ur
fucking lady n dedicate time to
her how come u have time 4 her
but not 4 me. seriusly im not
gonna b beggin u to spend time
with me or give me a fucken
call. or having a man but i feel
lonely n guess what he is giving
time to someother girl. when
u learn how to respect me u
let me noe but by that time i
won't be avail. 4 u.
Feb 2, 3:05pm
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At this point, I start to laugh out loud while Mr. Monologue is trying to save the world with his 1 minute speech. The funny part is for two serious seconds, I'm thinking,"Am I going out with right now?! Oh shtake!"
Mr. Confused replies:
Who is this?
lj
Miss Brokenhearted poops:
What!!
Mr. Joker smiles:
No i really have no idea who u are
lj
Miss Pissed Off blurts:
whatever man.
Mr. Innocent offers:
No like dead serious i dont think u have
the right number..... I'm Lj...
See down there? I've never had a gf
lj
Miss Feeling-like-a-dumb-ass:
Im sorry. yeah i got the wrong num.
Mr. Nice Guy:
I hope ur feeling better though... Cuz now u get to reconsider what u texted. .
Like a second chance
lj
Mr. Asshole:
You'll laugh about this years from now
lj
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